These are the times I may or may not be able to answer the phone

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Dear people I love,

I may or may not be able to answer the phone:

1. While in the bath;

2. While driving;

3. While on a walk;

4. While having a conversation with a friend;

5. While dealing with a temper tantrum or a crying baby;

6. When both of my hands are full;

7. While on the phone with someone else;

8. While vacuuming;

9. While putting a child down for a nap;

10. While sleeping;

11. While waiting for a bus with children;

12. While in a parking lot;

13. While going to the bathroom;

14. While in a dental or doctor’s appointment;

15. While at a checkout counter;

16. While handling raw meat;

17. While changing a diaper;

18. While meditating.

Much love,

Mollie

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